If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize