How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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