there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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