weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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