Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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