After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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