I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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