I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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