I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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