giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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