Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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