I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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