Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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