none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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