But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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