This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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