Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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