So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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