He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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