You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
