I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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