Sponge bath it is.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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