Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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