no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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