Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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