i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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