Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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