But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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