just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just cropdusted the office
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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