How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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