I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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