brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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