Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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