i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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