from now on my penis is your penis
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You coming home soon, man?
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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