found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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