I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize