Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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