She's JV to your varsity
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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