i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
