I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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