On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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