They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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