Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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