I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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