If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...