I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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