im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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