that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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