Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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