so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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