you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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