Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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